Lorenzos

04-11-2008
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This is the worst restaurant in London ever. My mussels turned up very quick but on tasting there were watery nothing like any mussels I have eaten. The waiter refused to taste the dish and insisted it was ok…eventually he gave up and took the unfinished dish away. The salmon was generally cooked through but the potatoes weren’t cooked properly at all.
I called the waiter over and gave him the potatoes in a glass to take away. Which he did without any comment. As for the calamari after the mussels I wasn’t feeling brave enough to try it.
I paid the bill less the mussels. I asked the waiter if he had any comment on the potatoes and standard of food. He did not respond. I then asked if I had become invisible and again questioned the standard of food. He shrugged and stated well “I am not the chef”.
I waited outside for 10 minutes to direct the next groups of people away from this place.
THIS PLACE IS SO BAD IT’S ON A NEW LEVEL!
I hope to god the mussells don't attack my stomach

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29-05-2008
e white

Food average, service terrible Was told unable to produce a small spaghetti bolognese for a child

01-04-2008
joseph chachati

Wonderful, respectable and excellent service, very understanding as to requirements of the clients from food varieties to music.We always had family parties for our Parish community of the Middleeastern Catholic Church. Food to help us during lent and to celebrate festivals of Christmas, Easter and Fancy Dress Parties.Easy access and trasport was also a fantastic factor that allowed all to attend with no problem

21-08-2007
nadia

ooii its well good at la pergola lorenzo is the best he makes me laugh the food fair enuff its cheap but least your eating&& yeah service is excelent

10-09-2006
boris

The only Italian in the world that manages to screw up a pasta dish. Any ''chef'' that overcooks and burns penne should be castrated and have his gonads fed to him - they would probably taste better than the food at Lorenzos. Lorenzo himself looks like an overweight version of Hannibal Lector.